Concussion-Proof Helmet Testing

M. Toole | Nov 24, 2015 | Comments 0

Testing the new concussion-proof football helmet in Canton, Ohio. Over 3500 people lined up to crash their respective noggins into a barn wall in hopes of being chosen for a spot in Dancing With Cigars, an embarrassingly popular television program. Lots of headaches were reported, but hey…What a great Christmas present for the mindless football addict. (November 24, 2015)

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