You and yew pet
M. Toole | Jun 26, 2015 | Comments 0
with Elmer Fudd
Hewo fwends…just a short cowumn this month on the subject of “twavel with pets”. Wemembew: 1.) Nevaw weave yew widdle pooch in yew awevee or he might twash the howe wig befowe you wetrun fwom the beauty pawlow or baw. 2.) Don’t bwing yew widdle dog above 8,000 feet. They hab twoubwe bweathing and could be wunch fow a mountain wion or beaw. 3.) Pwease don’t wet yew widdle dog poop in the pawking wot of the gas station. This weawy makes the attendant angwy.
Wemembew to always weave pwenty of food and watew fow youw pet. If you wove yew poochie he will wove you back. Well, I’ve got to wun…
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