next month

SPARTAN PICNICS…HOW TO EAT ANYTHING THIS SUMMER
Digestive tips and culinary shortcuts on everything from fleas to 747s
Miramonte Crawfish Bisque Festival Sold Out
PROFITS WILL GO TOWARD NORWOOD HILL GONDOLA
Doggie Vacations Even a Mutt Can Afford
Plus Expose ’99: The new line of chew toys is here!
BOOM VOYAGE – Day Trips for the Timid
AND
Dead Presidents Weigh In on Clinton’s Integrity
A FUZZY PICTORIAL ACCOUNT
The History on Moonshining in Ouray County
Celebrities Incognito through October
MAKING SENSE OF SLOTH ATTACKS
PLUS ONE WHOLE LOT MORE TO EAT, DRINK, ROLL IN,
FALL FROM AND BE AFRAID TO APPROACH.
Pick up your very own copy where opinions are laundered.