Many in GOP see Ronald Reagan Jr. as candidate in 2016

(Begone Nancy, CA  —  Jelly Bean Express  ––  August 10, 2015)

(South Oak, Pretty Trees Reserve) Many influential voices within the Republican Party have whispered the name of Ronald Reagan Jr. in a presidential ramifications context for 2016.
Frustrated delegates, certain that name recognition might alone pull 20% of the vote, have secretly pledged their support for a ticket featuring the former President’s son. They say they “will need a united front to pull this one off and are starting early.”
“The Bushes do it, the Clintons do it. Even the Roosevelts had a hand in the name game although often from two different sides of the political fence,” said Dr. Wishbone T. Jonez, a fellow at Cal Amari. and Secretary of Coastal Artichoke Mobility Corps here.
“Why shouldn’t we play the trump card?” he smiled. “I’m voting for Ron.”
Jonez, a marginalized Latino, did not comment when asked if he had heard that Homer Simpson had been tapped as possible running mate by a Corporate Power Rules, a think tank in Florida, until recently a shadow organization.
“All I know is that CPR now owns drilling rights in most of the Everglades and plans to build a pipeline to Havana from our American Keys,” said Jonez. I had very little to do with all that other than making sure everyone got their checks on time.”
Ronald Reagan Jr., who had successfully disappeared from the public eye, was not available for comment in that he was away at a ballet academy function. Reporters will continue to harass him when he returns home Thursday.
“The focus on name recognition is particularly disconcerting when one considers the status of the American voter who often votes against his self-interest,” said former snake representative, Marilyn Mobley, a voter behavior expert from the Bronx. who is now camped in Iowa waiting for the Primary hoopla to begin.
“The concept of the Big Picture never materializes. We focus on one issue only or obsess on petty and concocted needs never stopping to see the Big Lie, that we need the corporations, the politicians, the police and the taxman. The simple matter is that we could do better without any of these but only if we change our consciousness.
When asked if Homer Simpson was a valid vice presidential candidate most party poopers avoid eye contact and beg off on the question. Not so Jonez.
“Simpson is electable if only because he clearly represents a segment of American males who think like him, act like him and in may cases look like him as well,” chipped Jonez. “The other 25% will go for Ron.”
Attila Diggins