IRAQ ACCUSED OF SELLING ROCKS TO PALESTINIAN INSURGENTS

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(Jerusalem) Rogue nation Iraq has been blamed for instigating violence on the West Bank and Gaza.

According to a combined U.S.-Israeli report Baghdad has been supplying Palestinian protesters with rocks which are then thrown at the Israeli army. According to the investigation the soldiers, armed to the teeth with the most sophisticated weaponry on earth, have little choice but to return the fire.

“We found piles of rocks in a PLO headquarters that survived a missile attack Monday,” said one state department official. After a geological examination, it was concluded that they came from the Zagros Mountains and the Tigres River.”

“This is the most blatant act of aggression against Israel since militant Lebanese Muslims resettled southern Lebanon after Israeli troops withdrew from the occupied territory in August.

Although Palestine has to be considered a very rocky region, Israeli security forces have been surprised at the arsenals employed by Palestinian mobs. Despite the strategic confiscation of these weapons the insurgents appear to be well-armed.

“If they start throwing bigger rocks we may be forced to use tanks or even nuclear weaponry to quell the disturbances,” said one Israeli general who claimed that the current government there was not doing enough to control the rabble.

According to a story in the New York Times many Arab nations feel that Israel is the terrorist and that the Palestinians deserve the homeland that was taken away from them following World War II.

“We suspect that Syria and Iran are sending rocks as well and that jihad forces in South Lebanon are smuggling sling-shots across the border into Galilee. – Rocky Flats