HOBO TRAIN SCHEDULE
M. Toole | May 14, 2020 | Comments 0
Montrose, Colorado
Tuesdays Between 2 pm and 4 pm
Watchman takes coffee break at 3:15
Thursdays Between 3 pm and 5 pm
No watchman
Mondays, Wednesdays and Weekend Days
No train at all.
ATTENTION PLEASE
All visitors to this region who plan to travel at altitudes above 10,000 feet should change the air in their automobile tires before attempting such a feat. Simply consult your Big Brother government issued topographic air map or ask any service station technician. Remember: Keen minds save lives!
TOURISTS RECALLED
Tourist model #8819-AA has been recalled by the cosmic factory due to a series of defects according to sources unfamiliar with these occurrences.
“Model #8819-AA has obvious problems, as many of you out there have already encountered,” said a factory rep who demanded animosity.
Residents may notice a sharp decline in appearances of this model until February when the #8819-AA will be reintroduced into the general population.
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