Facing Reality Heads List Of “Most Unpopular”

(Jackass Flats —  Ouray, CO — February 10, 2015) Facing reality, even dealing with occasional threads, brushes or bouts with reality, paying bills and having dinner with hostile relatives topped the list of The Ten Most Unpopular Duties according to studies conducted by Club Zen.
More than 97% of those polled said they hated the real world and would do everything in their power to avoid reality, preferring to fantasize. 73% said they hated paying bills so much that they impulsively purchased alcohol and other sin products to cheer themselves up, leaving them no funds to cover their liabilities.
All of those interviewed shared a dislike for having dinner with hostile relatives, especially before their morning gin.
Other noticeably unpopular occurrences include catching a finger in the car door, being naked in front of a large continent of law enforcement personnel and swallowing a lit cigar. -Herb Ditchwater