Dickel Perfect – Let’s Run With it

(Washington) The swift and unanimous approval of George Dickel as Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should come as no surprise to Americans who stay alert and pay attention.

After years of infighting and aggravated partisanship, both the House and Senate have come together to surprise some and alarm others. Dickel is perfect (on the rocks or neat, chased down the throat with a nice cold beer).

The new ATF boss is an amazing fit. He not only drinks excessive amounts of alcohol daily but smokes like a branding fire that even the cows can’t stomp out.

His credentials improve as we look at his relationship with weaponry. According to family members he has over 40 assault rifles and as many handguns stored at his bunker (address shielded). In addition it is common knowledge that Dickel has access to tanks, missiles and artillery in case there’s an upheaval.

When the poop hits the air circulation device try calling a liberal. That’s what George always says.

Despite these indiscretions, Dickel has never been stopped for drunk driving, died of lung cancer or committed a felony associated with his arsenal.

All real patriots should stand up and cheer that the congress has finally confirmed, in not sanctioned, a man with the tools to lead.