Author Archive for M. Toole
Voters sold for scrap after elections
Baby Boom International – November 13, 2014
(Washington) Politicians will mercilessly discard a high percentage of voters after the November elections. Seen as unnecessary baggage and in some cases a liability to business as usual negotiations, the used electors will be sold as scrap.
The move is being lauded on both sides of the millionaire’s aisle. Republicans see it as a cost cutting initiative while Democrats see it as a chance to recycle old issues on a person-to-person basis. Both parties have grown tired of reiterating their views each campaign, and see the development as a breath of fresh air.
“We’d all like to start over with a new crop of voters who have yet to buy our bullshit,” quipped one representative. “Then we can chant our propaganda without surprises coming in from the back door.”
Several countries have committed to purchasing these forlorn voters (not votes this time around) in bulk. China, India and Indonesia have begun the process even though they now have the highest populations on earth.
It is apparent that the scrap would not function in a human manner once the transfer is complete. Most uninformed American voters and those not familiar with the basic issues are at risk to be put on the selling block. This category includes those who obtain their news accounts from only one source. People who vote by party because their father did, people who vote based on one issue and people who don’t cast an educated vote are at risk.
The percentage of Americans not paying attention to the democratic process as well as those willing to sell their rights down the river will be the first to go. Already dirty, rusty transport ships are docking in New York and San Francisco. Bon voyage babies. – Kashmir Horseshoe
Street art in the mountains of Nicaragua
Wall art in mountain town of Esteli, Nicaragua
Perfect Fall Photo
The ultimate fall day a few lens clicks south of Ohio Pass in Gunnison County. (Copyright – Kevin Haley)
Obama Cans Everyone
(Washington—October 26, 2014) An irritate Barack Obama today fired everyone employed by the federal government. Saying he was “accepting resignations through the 20th” the President gave no other specific reason for the action, which many are calling “severe”.
“It’s nothing more than a cheap cost cutting move prior to elections,” said First Lady, Michelle Obama. “I wouldn’t pay a lot of attention to it if I were you.”
Still desks were to be cleaned out by the deadline of 4 pm. Former employees could risk losing pensions and other payments that they will now not receive, if they are not cooperative in the conclusion of federal business.
White House press secretary Josh Earnest says, “That’s a crock. It’s cheaper to put them on unemployment compensation than pay them and buy toilet paper too.”
How the government will function following the dismissals was anyone’s guess at news time. Obama was not in his office this morning and was not returning phone calls. According to close friends he was playing baskeball.
Many world leaders expressed shock at the shutdown while others congratulated Obama for landing a blow on the big red nose of world bureaucracy.
Far-reaching ramifications of the closure include the loss of government and bank services and the well-documented Flight of the Lobbyists, an apocalyptic march to the gates of Hades. – Q. Maxwell DeLeone
