Zombie Outreach Reaches Goal of $100,000

(Bland Valley) The semi-annual fundraiser for Zombie Outreach has surpassed its goal and will continue to intervene in zombie-related incidents in Northwest Colorado.

Money raised each year help defray the cost of counseling and reassignment surgeries aimed at bringing the zombie back from wherever they went. It also helps pay rent and utilities for unemployed and disabled zombies.

Organizers of the philanthropic event want to thank everyone who participated. We can all sleep more soundly knowing that many zombies aren’t walking the streets anymore.

“We should be using Lotto profits to fight the Cover-19. If the virus continues to expand there will be plenty of empty parks and bike paths.”

– Marco Pollo