Where are they now?

Snooping on Western Colorado graduates – July 10, 2015

Omar Zia (Delta High School ’59)
After eight years in the navy, Omar relocated to Pakistan where he spent ten years as the military dictator of that nation. Today he owns a liquor store in Orange County, California where he is the spiritual leader of the local Republican Party. He can be reached c/o the Swiss Embassy, Pahlavi Blvd., Baluchistan, Pakistan.

John Cody (Norwood High School ‘ 43)
John dropped out of Little Sisters of the Enrichment Institute and joined the priesthood after serving six years in the Marine Corps. He is currently Cardinal John Cody and resides in St Louis, Missouri where his bingo empire is estimated to be worth millions. Although he has become a recluse in the past few years, insiders say he makes a regular appearance at the Berra-Garagiola Fish Fry held every Friday night on Elizabeth Avenue.