Vacant White House Offices Part of Grand Casino Designation

(Washington) Without precedence, the empty offices of former aides and cabinet members of the Trump Administration have become blatant eyesores in the nation’s capital.

Rampant employee turnover and departures/desertions by a host of former Trump advisors have precipitated an embarrassing interlude in the piggly-wiggly tweeting and puerile tantrums that have highlighted this Presidency.

The surprise proposal? The entire East Wing of the landmark residence could become a hotel and casino before the 2020 elections. This narcissistic solution has placated clear thinkers within the President’s base but has left the rest of the country wondering.

Supporters of the new construction say the venture is sure to be a hit with castlephiles and disposable eccentrics all over the world. They see no conflict of interest if a national monument becomes part of the Trump Empire where shoddiness, bad blood and bankruptcies abound.

Critics contend that Trump does not own the property and that he has no right make major architectural changes to the place. They warn that Republicans plan to privatize Rockland Park and drill for oil below most of the monuments and museums that grace Washington.

“Is this reality or just another realty television show?” many are asking

They further cautioned tradesmen, many who support Trump, that Donald does not pay his bills.

In addition, an elite 18-hole golf course, projected for the West Lawn in 2021, has been lauded by some as a multi-use project that will make use of undeveloped property in the center of the city. Meanwhile social scientists expressed dismay in that moves toward affordable housing and gentrification relief would be “seriously thwarted” by what they called “insensitivity to the greater good.”

In a related observation readers may recall the uproar in the Republican House and Senate when the Clintons suggested turning part of the White House into a bed and breakfast back in the 90s.

– Tommy Middlefinger

“Despite the proliferation of fear-based religion running rampant in my country I see a distinct and unsettling absence of spiritualism and an acute inability to face real life. Yes, most Americans can still sing and dance but few do.”

– Melvin Toole, somewhere on Highway 90, Montrose County, Colorado.