Princess Maude-Tulip Taps Local Vets in Puppy Caper

(London) The Crowned Princess of Britain, Duchess of Barnswinkle and Weeds, Tiller of the Enlightenment and Protector of Chutney has chosen Dr. Laura Ramos and Doctor Joseph Alaimo to assist with the delivery of a litter of Royal Yorkies.
A spokesperson for Maude-Tulip told The Horseshoe that the fur physicians were picked due to unquestionable integrity and sustained knowledge.
The conscripted veterinarians will depart for London tomorrow so as to be on the scene for the simple medical procedure expected to take place this week in a Buckingham Palace basement or kennels. While in London the two will stay at the Thames River Observatory, a pet-friendly lodge preferred by nobility and wealthy commoner alike.
“There is no reason to expect problems in the birthing,” said a Tulip aide. “Madame just wants to be sure that experts are in waiting at the time of the big moment.”
Maude-Tulip and her husband Bob have failed to produce an heir to combined properties, wealth and titles but have succeeded in providing royals with lots of puppies since occupying their respective thrones in 1968.
Due to highly sensitive diplomatic nature of the request the action has been deemed compulsory by the yet-to-be-hacked State Department. Seen as a humanitarian gesture by the press, the visit is the first by “animal doctors from the former colonies” to England. After the delivery the two veterinarians will be given a Royal Red Carpet Celebrity Tour of Piccadilly Circus, and the Tower of London during the stay.
On the last evening of the sojourn Ramos and Alaimo will dine with Ringo Starr at his flat in Belgravia.