Local Firm Awarded Honduras

(Paonia Piggie – April 25, 2015)
Koch Brothers Industries has just awarded itself the Central American country of Honduras. In an unprecedented move the firm took control of the former nation Friday, deporting the entire population.
“It was a dress rehearsal for what’s coming up in “America”,” said a clandestine lobbyist for the new colonist.
Rumors circulating lofty circles suggested that Dick Cheney might be tapped as CEO, but those were vehemently denied by lawyers for the Koch Brothers.
“We are running a clean invasion and prefer to distance ourselves from the former vice President,” said an attorney on the beach in Honduras.
Where the displaced people will go is not clear. Many have taken to sleeping on the floor at the United Nations. – Holly Burton