Fracking releases dangerous levels of THC

(Nebraska, OK — Baa Baa White Sheep — Sept 10, 2016)

Fracking for oil in this region threatens to upset fragile and ancient Tetrahydrocannabinol beds existing symbiotically with local oil shale. The “contaminated” layers of herbal plant life stretch for thousands of square miles below the surface of the earth. Despite the popularity of fracking, particular among mentally challenged, this potential release of THC has people around here scared to death.

The volatile THC beds have existed under Nebraska and Oklahoma as well as parts of Kansas, Wyoming and Utah for centuries. For decades many elected leaders have been aware of this rare, potentially explosive geological formation. Most prefer not to talk about it, leaving the condition buried under mounds of soil and minerals employed to build infrastructure, insulate lifestyles and grow crops without incident.

Extractions of cannabis have been used since BC by a host of progressive cultures for an assortment of maladies. Fracking was invented only recently to prop up the days-are-numbered, destructive fossil fuel culture which makes men rich at the expense of other men and Mother Earth.

“Whatever the corporate pirates are telling us is bullshit,” according to the North Dakota Journal of Medicine. “They convince the unlearned that everything is safe and that they will make money too if they simply turn their heads, go along and don’t make a fuss.

“All the THC in the sky and on earth is less harmful than the cancer producing remnants of this dangerous exploration procedure,” said Orem Schneller, spokesman for Legal Pot, a consumer education council with offices at border crossings into the Red State of Things. “Americans as usual are concerned about the wrong things. They are told marijuana is bad and tracking is harmless. Both are lies.”

Persons are risk include the righteous, the hateful and frightened. They ain’t coming for your guns fool. But they be com in’ for your Social Security! Americans need to wake up and dissolve sitting Congress.

Meanwhile politicians and clergy continue to warn constituencies as to the inherent dangers of smoking pot, as well as thinking for themselves.

With the THC deposits are buried the mummies of pagans, demons and probably witches according to spiritual and civic bosses here. At present no one has ventured a guess as to the complications that may arise from this clash of these two parallel, yet distinct ant hills.

Persons afraid of marijuana should not smoke it. Persons living in fracking areas should not think, breath or drink anything not fermented for at least 16 – 20 hours after minimal exposure to shifting sands.*

Despite these warnings Corporpot, Puff-Mart, THC Bell and McReefer’s are expected to begin packaging and selling cannabis by spring. A full fledged public relations campaign is in the works to convince people pot (like tobacco and alcohol) is safe. The move has been accelerated of late, especially in light of the recent non-aggression pact signed by AMA -NRA.
for more please see Bong Voyage Losers on Fractured Opinion

*If this faint and embalmed description of frightened humans includes you or a family member please send hair and saliva sample to Tar Sands Medical Unit #611, Myopic Plaza West, Suite 6, Border-of-Virtue, ND.