CAMPING TIPS FOR THE 21ST CENTURY

The Great Outdoors with Captain Samaritan

This month’s offering was submitted by Dwight Ruffinit from Boyd, Texas who will receive a seven-piece styrofoam dinette set for his trouble.
To improve your television reception at your self-contained site simply use your RV’s electrical system. After plugging according to the rules and regulations, disconnect the rubber and metal cables from the terminals of your vehicle’s battery. Then connect the antenna wires from your TV to the unhooked cables and the entire system works as one great big powerful reception device.
My uncle Earl picked up Midland last night before the electric storm forced him to abandon further exploration. Sometimes we end up watching three shows at once. It just depends on all those radio waves and such.
Caution: There have been a series of injuries and a small number of fatalities related to this shade-tree, cross-wire technology, but we have plenty of people on the planet and most recreational vehicles can take a direct hit and still be salvageable. Don’t be shy – hook up and enjoy!
Warning: Care must be taken to insure that frozen food in your camper’s electric refrigerator does not thaw out while you are watching your favorite television program high in the Rockies.