Broncos to Play 2015 Season Without Balls

(Fumble Flats — Someday Soon Press — September 20, 2015)

The NFL Denver Broncos will take on seasonal opponents without Balls having waved Monte Ball this year and Lance Ball in 2010. The first Ball, from Wisconsin, was a high draft choice that didn’t work out while the second Ball, from Maryland, was signed as a free agent in 2010 and waved soon after.

Both spent quite a bit of time on the practice squad and consistently dropped in the depth chart until the separation became academic.

There is no benefit reading to this article in that it is simply a cheap attempt to play on words and names of players so as to create an attention-getting headline. This sequence would not even get past proofreaders at the high school level.

No further information was available as to the whereabouts of either athlete at press time. We wish them success.