Woman Hit By Golf Ball Looks to Politics

(Montrose, CO  — June 22, 2016) A local woman, struck by a colossal drive at The Bridges on Thursday has decided to embrace a career in politics. Susie Compost, of Pea Green, was hit on the top of the head by a Top Flight ball while she lined up a putt.

At first she considered legal action but was persuaded to look in more positive directions.

“Once she regained her senses she decided that running for office would give her something to do in the afternoons,” said a close friend and mentor. “She plays 18 every morning.”

At present neither major party has shown much interest.
Compost, a mustache trainer by profession, told The Horseshoe that a position as county commissioner was attractive but that she might consider a run for the White House.

Although a rare occasion, golfers do not always duck properly, and a few get bonked every season.

“It’s just a part of the game like bunkers and bears on the greens,” she smiled.

– Rocky Flats

“Remember to swing through it, to undress the ball.”
– Lee Traveno