U-KLEEN-IT Chain Opens on Slope
M. Toole | Jun 11, 2016 | Comments 0
(Ridgway, CO — Satin Pillows to Cry On — June 11, 2016)
An innovative approach to lodging costs is on the horizon. The first U-KLEEN-IT motor lodge is slated to open this fall according to elated owners who currently operate like facilities in Utah and Wyoming.
The innkeepers plan to open motels all over Colorado where the guest does his own housekeeping.
The concept is a simple one. Each guest checks into a reasonably clean room in the evening and before checking out the next morning gives the place a good once over: washing sheets, vacuuming, taking out the trash, making beds. If the place looks good he can expect to take a discount of up to 35%. off the price of the room. Guests can save even more by bringing their own towels and toilet paper.
“We’ve had a lot of problems with the bathrooms, winced the director of Custodolounge Inc., U-Kleen-It’s parent corporation on the Western Slope. “Most people don’t mind the basic cleanup but hesitate when it comes to scouring the ceramic, if you catch my drift.”
Local lodge owners agree that the idea, along with this news story, is stupid and will never fly.
“This is a pinhead’s way to do business,” said one. “We can’t even get our clients to wash their own dishes.”
– Julienne Pettifogger
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