Separation of Church and State Deemed Success

(Mao Clinic  —  September 17, 2016) The risky and highly experimental separation of church and state has been called a tentative success according to surgeons here. Although the patients have returned to their corners, lingering doubts clearly remain as to the long-term status of each.
The well-publicized medical procedure had been classified as an emergency after the two entities, despite stringent prohibition by the U.S. Constitution, grew to form an intimate relationship.
Chief Surgeon Max “Eddie” Rufus warned celebrants that it is still not clear how such often symbiotic institutions would function after the operation.
“Creeping control by religious groups is staunchly banned by our Constitution, a document often quoted but never read by most on the American Right,” he said. “Today we have politically charged preachers running churches that pay no tax. That is immoral. If these clerics tell their congregations how to vote, then their silly salvation machines must pay taxes too.”
Due to the emergency status all attending physicians are shielded from malpractice suits by either party. Doctors first recognized the trauma and symptoms in the early 1700s, but the Puritans and others squashed any attempts to solve the problem through medical means.
“It came off without a hitch,” said Dr. Cheshire Katt, a leading Siamese healer who wrote the book The Grand Surgery. It keynotes the dangers inherent in corporal and symbiotic codependencies.
“When we opened things up, we found two functioning brains and separate organs in place,” said the Siamese Katt.
Proponents of the treatment say the recovery must be closely monitored by citizens who are often more interested in shopping than their country’s good health.
“Our hopeful diagnosis is that people wake up,” he added
Full recovery could take up to 6,000 years according to Katt

– Fred Zeppelin