Horseshoe to take town to Disneyland
M. Toole | Nov 13, 2015 | Comments 0
(Wildcat Creek — Fantasyland Courier — November 13, 2015)
In an attempt to gain local favor and secure tax considerations the San Juan Horseshoe will take the entire town of Colona, Colorado to Disneyland for the holidays. Residents of the town will be flown to Southern California and stay at the Anaheim Hillshire Gardens. Spending money will be provided as well.
“Everyone is packed and ready,” said a civic source. “All the paperwork is done and the reservations confirmed. We’re just waiting for the plane to land in the Hotchkiss pasture.”
When asked why the paper would go to such great lengths to take an entire town on vacation a spokesperson said, “It’s cheaper than taking Ridgway.”
A source close to the publisher aid she hoped the excursion would come off.
“We tried this with Chicago last year and it was a mess.”
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