FOX News Indicted for Artificial Dissemination

The Supreme Quart today handed down a series of indictments against FOX News claiming that the entity misrepresented reality and misappropriated public trust in a series of broadcasts from 2010 – 2015.
In what the ruling body called “artificial dissemination of concocted facts Fox has acted irresponsibly and criminally in attempts to convince its American television audience that corporate power is the only protection against a host of boogey men and terrorists out to get them.
According to the high quart: “FOX has pillaged the truth and manipulated its newscasts so as to create an illusion of fear and distrust in this country by communicating only misapprehension and falsehoods to further its economic and political goals.”
“These seriously twisted talking heads, even the ones with the perfect hairstyles, have convinced the middle class that it is the poor (and not the global corporations) who are to blame for their daily struggles,” said the indictment. The repetitive and methodic allocation of media manipulation and data pandering has created chronic polarization and xenophobia that threatens basic freedoms and renders viewers far less informed (dumber) than they were this morning. – Phil E. Buster