Colona Home Owners Annual Postponed

(Buckhorn Heights) The first annual Members Meeting of the Colona Home Owners Association was abruptly cancelled Saturday after no one showed up at the Colona Schoolhouse. The scheduled gathering, aimed at drawing up a binding charter and pass a slew of ordinances that no one would obey was rescheduled for March of 2022.

The previous Home Owners assembly, held way back in 1982, recorded no old business and there was no new business slated for the called off session this year.

“We’re all about community here,” said one participant that didn’t participate, “which is defined as live as let live and minding one’s own business,”

County and state sources contend that the Colona Homeowners Association does not possess the proper licensing and is therefore null and void.

“In our eyes it is a rogue organization with no clear plan for the future much less the past and present,” continued the source.

Meanwhile rumors are flying as to a military occupation of the town until a leadership hierarchy can be established and rascals residing there can be brought to heel.

-Suzie Compost

“Donald Trump doesn’t know beans about the Bible,”

– Rev D.K. Goya Freshaire