WHAT IF THE MILK TRUCK HAD WON?
M. Toole | Jun 09, 2020 | Comments 0
While rummaging through negative archives the other afternoon we came upon the following article in the Munchener Post January 26, 1920:
Decorated World War I Veteran Miraculously Survives Head-On with Milk Truck
(Munich, Germany) An Austrian man, Adolph Hitler, 31, miraculously survived a head-on collision with a speeding ice cream truck on Bundesautebahn-Arbeitsschlacht Street in downtown Munich this afternoon.
Herr Hitler, who was on foot at the time of the accident, was taken to a local hospital and released within the hour with a mild headache.
The driver of the milk truck was uninjured and cited for reckless driving and attempted genocide.
Bystanders agreed that it was astonishing for a human to survive such a blow. “He should have been killed,” said one woman.
“Astonishing!” said another, according to the Wienermarct Journal, reporting the incident from Vienna.
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