TURN YOUR TV INTO AN ICE RINK THIS WINTER!

Sports Fans! Get yours before the 2025 season and save $$$$. In just a few short days your big screen will be magically transformed into a fully functional replica ice hockey rink.

***RINKY-DINK TV! That’s us! All frozen parameters made lovingly in Canada of solid spruce, backed up by our bonafide NO CORNER-NO QUARTER guarantee. Handsome deciduous trim. Easy to carry case modifies toothless grins, gutsy face-offs and classic high-sticking.

TV screen cover for hockey enthusiasts who like to crash the boards, haunt to the penalty box, plow into goalies, and check other viewers. Made of super duty plastic and puck-free face and shoulder armament. Audio and shaved ice slightly more.

No power plays or hidden costs with this transaction as we are transparent as ice.

Summer Special: Buy now and receive a multiple use Pickle Ball/Home Run Derby overlay for fun over the off-season.

Puck Bunnies and Goal Sucks Ltd. Boreal Forest Acres, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Components backordered. Aggregates forthcoming. AKA: Hat Tricks Up Our Sleeves, Toronto and Winnipeg.

 

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