TRAVELER’S WARNING
M. Toole | Feb 24, 2021 | Comments 0
The U.S. State Department has issued a big boy serious traveler’s warning for Americans who resemble Ronald McDonald. A secondary alert has also been filed with our embassies regarding people who dress in clown outfits, have red noses or smell like french fries. Due to recent attacks on fast food restaurants in France, Greece and China the world is no longer safe for our brand of democracy. YOU MAY ALREADY BE IN DANGER!
Regions and countries to avoid include Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, as well as South and Central America. One may also be at risk where negative sentiments on globalization are lurking. Remember: There’s a reason that these people are foreigners!
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