Tiny Spouses Trending into 2021

(Smallville, CO) The popularity of Tiny Spouses comes as a shock wave to the more traditional courting and marriage choices. According to the experts it’s an option whose time has arrived.

Maybe its overpopulation and loss of personal space or maybe it’s just an expedient alternative. Whatever it may be, it’s compact and packs a wallop at the altar or before a justice of the peace.

According to the latest poll conducted by Cal Polygamy Institute, the embrace of the diminutive is on the rise. A growing conviction to see smaller as better has become an overwhelming tendency, especially in affluent circles. Since 2018, tiny spouses, shunned just 10 years ago, are becoming the new norm.

The odd popularity of these arrangements can be circumstance, convenience an even economic since smaller people eat less and take up less room in the bed. Mobility is also a consideration and tiny spouses can be ready to go at the drop of a hat.

“Compact works for both of us,” said Eleanor Mackerel, who with her two-foot mate enjoys a progressive lifestyle. “My only issue is that he’s hard to find if the grass gets too deep.”

Positive attention has burgeoned in tight urban regions and the low-density backwoods too.

“People can survive quite well on limited space and with limited input,” continued Mackerel. “The rest we blame on true love.”

– Tommy Middlefinger