Popular Wiggles and Giggles Program Cancelled

It’s downright difficult to determine if people are laughing when they are wearing masks and standing six feet away BUT our team has doubled down and doubled over. We will likely expand and  relocate our alpine exercise program (morning walks) to virtual status allowing the conjunction of good hygiene and supposed safety. Along with impressive readership figures maintained (chronic boredom?) since the beginning of our current health predicament we have achieved stability and marginal greatness just like your elected officials. Many of our participants have lost up to 200 pounds since March! See your skinny ass on-line.

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God” –  Matthew 19:23-26