O’Dud and the Meat People

San Juan Horseshoe — September 25, 2014 Colona, CO
Infinite Chapters 82 Part 23

Continued from 2014

so that O’Dud could entice pitching to his friendly little village high in the Rockies. Cannibals like the Giants and entrepreneurs like the Dodgers and Cardinals do it every year while O’Dud rests on his laurels and his carefully engineered team loses 45 games by one or two runs in the late innings because of poor relief pitching.
Paying homage to the war gods Tulowinski and Gonzalez has proven futile due to injuries. Trading prospects for washed out pitchers has been an embarrassment. Beer and food prices at Coors Field are immoral.
Is the problem in the meat lockers of Greely or is it in the minor leagues themselves? Will we be seeing a good team play well next year or will O’Dud and the Meat People continue to wallow, one eye on the slider and one eye on the bottom line? The fans are among the best. They deserve more than a last place finish.
Next month: Top administrators travel to Mars in search for a utility shortstop capable of driving in 150 runs.