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feeding time in Hooterville

Feeding time in Hooterville

Out for a drive on the Western Slope this weekend? Did you ever wonder why all those hicks keep so many cows around their houses? There’s a method to the madness as our diagrams and data will show.

1. Mr Rancher gets up before the sun every morning to fed his dairy cows. He feeds them pails of water and hay. They don’t drink coffee and eat doughnuts like you. The cows enjoy their breakfast inside the barn in stalls about the size of your condo’s bedroom. Cows like picnics, NASCAR and just about any outdoor event that breaks up the monotony.

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Ain’t this a blast!

2. Later that morning the cows return the favor. Fueled by the crunchy sustenance the cows give back an assortment of products like milk, cream, eggs, lettuce and onions. That is why Mr. Rancher lets them loiter around on his land near his house all day.

3. Then Mr Rancher loads his homegrown hay for tomorrow or he goes to the feed store for vaccine and dehorner and the entire procedure begins again.

November 29, 2015

Filed Under: Reflections on Disorder

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