INSIDE YOUR ISSUE:

Dirt Bag Law Taken to Cleaners by Council

Overdue Spruce-Up Crosses Partisan Lines
in “All the News”

Fast food found to kill pine beetles in laboratory

Major Breakthrough Leave Doubters in its Wake
In “Your Immediate Health”

Price of ladders, scaffolding skyrockets in Mexico

Carpenters, Hoarders Drive Up the Cost Of Travel
In “The Trades”

Marxists Remember Groucho

Posthumous Honor Bestowed With Fanfare
In “The Arts and Some”

Hitler’s favorite stand up comedian passes

Schadenfreude Dealt Weighty Blow
In “Looking Back”

Math Corner:

How many tortillas would $21.6 billion*
buy for starving children in Mexico?
*estimates for building Trump’s wall
In “Breaking Science”

And you have the cajones to ask:
What’s all this to-do about yoga pants?

“Abandon dope all ye who enter here.” – sign at any one of Colorado airports, with apologies to Dante.