HUG SAVER A TIMELY HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA

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Missing the human touch during all this pandemic fever? Now you can store all those long lost hugs for later when things return to normal with the HUG GEIGER COUNTER. Relying on highly suspect scientific data this device tallies all appropriate hugs and screens insincere gropes, unnecessary squeezes, phony  embraces and impersonal cuddles. It all works by measuring the ionization of radiation in each human contact. Buy today for $49.99 and receive over $4500 worth of accessories. Going fast at Feed Lot Fantasies in Montrose and Bubba Boa’s Bait and Reptiles in Delta.

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