“Riveting”

– International Welding Review

“Intoxicating”

– Popular Bartending

“The most concise waste of time
since the birdbaths of Carthage.”

– History Channel

“A stupendous balancing act”

– Flying Farcheezie Bulletin

“Consistently stupid”

– Radio KDAT

“White boy writing at its best”

– Vacant Lot Magazine

“Uplifting, a fun read.”

– The (Edwin) Meese Report on Pornography
proving once and for all that evolution is not for everyone.

“There are no dull subjects, only dull writers.”
– H.L. Mencken