EVERYTHING MUST GO TO JACK UP THE BUDGET FOR 2019!

Thanks Congress! Over at the Pentagon we are clearing out our inventory to prepare for new fiscal windfall. Now every man, woman and child in the USA can have his or her own military land vehicle. Choose between the M3 A3 Bradley infantry vehicle, the M58 Wolf armored personnel carrier or the popular M1AZ Sep V-2 battle tank. Sorry: Some models only available in Red States. Just let those Liberal Atheist Communist Muslim Immigrants try to invade us now! Offer good while military continues to skim 50% off the top of the federal budget. You’ll not see prices this low again. Not available with any other offer. NO SALES BEFORE REVELRY. Next month: Self propelled artillery in the suburbs.