CREATIVE SNEEZING SYMPOSIUM UPDATED

For those of you who wrote regarding our Advanced Creative Sneezing Exercises: Please be patient. We suggest a continued routine of daily practice with friends or pets but never with house plants at risk. Amplification devices, while often satisfying at the start, can lead to nasal blockage and artificial expression of biologically natural bodily functions.

For the present, novices should be experimenting with VOWEL SOUNDS ONLY. Suggested and often safe points of departure include the aa sound and the eee sound along with ou, oy (y is a vowel sometimes), the iii and the overtly sensual uu.

As we have painfully spelled out, simply combine these guttural vowel sounds smoothly to attain the final explosion. The average spasmodic and involuntary action can then be embodied to suit and integrated with other random manifestations resulting the in adaption of personal eloquence. Now you try it!