COLORADO UNMASKED

Baked News – America on the Boil

Our beloved president has quashed his previous politicization of medical masks saying all Americans should now wear masks in public and that the virus will get worse before it gets better. That’s quite a shift from the bean salesman. But while many of us wait in apprehension for further management of the crisis one local ophthalmologist seeks to clear the air.

“Nobody told you to wear a blindfold. Blinders are never a substitute for medical masks” says Dr. Constance Junctivitus. “Just open your eyes and the black and white evaporates and it all fades to gray. Distractions and the power grab are in fourth gear.”

Meanwhile a severe brain drain is on the horizon as the US falls further into a dark culture where corruption dictates and justice weeps. Academic pursuits are flimsy and plastic in most cases and demeaned in the intellectually challenged circles. According to palpable statistics many intellectuals, teachers and journalists, targeted as the enemy of the people, have reportedly entertained the possibility of leaving the country or even the planet.

“Good,” say an assortment of frightened, pseudo-spiritual, xenophobic, sound-byte recipients, who are transforming our nation into a safe landing for ignorance. They are happily waltzing down the autocratic path, turning any hope of peace and justice into a travesty with assault weapons, manufactured freedom and swastikas.

“The crisis is only exacerbated by the Coronavirus, continued Junctivitus. “While the worship of ignorance is the culprit it spreads fear, circulating hate as an airborne pollutant. A person doesn’t need bifocals to see what’s going on around us.”

-Kashmir Horseshoe