Citizen’s Group to Monitor IRS

(Hooter’s Hollow, Colorado — San Juan Horseshoe – September 25, 2014)
A newly formed citizen’s action group will begin monitoring all phases of the Internal Revenue Service as of January, 2015. The group, composed of professionals, students and defrocked accountants will watch the rogue taxing agency 24 hours-a-day.
Over in neighboring Stringville activists have taken the stakeout to new lengths often holding IRS agents hostage and improvising roadblocks to control cash flow. The observers have set up bi-weekly tax information seminars where citizens can ask questions and fend off harassment by the IRS by employing a defense system against a levying agency that answers to no one.
“Already we have undressed the primary issues and have constructed a firm policy that protects the little guy while it confronts the former untouchables at the IRS.
One concept that met with overwhelming approval was the establishment of an open season on pushy agents. It would resemble a small game season, but no license would be required. The hunter must carry a copy of his last tax return and be prepared to present same when applicable.
Other issues that seem headed for adoption include the hiring of more blind agents and the issuing of cash rewards for particularly creative returns.
– Manual Flushe