Canine work stats cast shadow on Obama legacy

Disappointing canine employment figures cast a negative light on Barack Obama’s presidential performance according to the American Kennel Club, The Butane Society and a host of conservative think tanks.

Supportive ail waggers back in 2010 are singing a different tune in 2016 since job creation for dogs has fallen off significantly. Many blame the President.

“Official figures are not valid since the formula does not include or recognize dogs who do not file for benefits or unemployment compensation,” said Julienne Pettifogger of the AKC. “Both sides of the political spectrum manipulate these numbers to beef up their points but they mean very little.”

One angry Butane Society bureaucrat called dogs “known gluttons only too happy to engage in teeth bearing tactics and fur rising over such ridiculous prizes as bones and turf”.

“These mongrels ignore family responsibilities and consume copies amounts of kibble without even doing the dish (es). They have little or no work ethic,” said Pettifogger.
– Dag Katz

July 14, 2016