Honorable called into question Congressional arena

A far-reaching citizen’s petition is calling for the title honorable to be dropped preceding Congressmen’s name until he or she is worthy of that distinction. At present elected officials are referred to as the honorable and yet they have done nothing admirable. They just won an election and flew to Washington.

The matter has forced its way to the forefront along with the burgeoning cases of distemper in the legislative halls. Today the governing body was handed a stern rebuke by the Sturgeon General who unequivocally condemned facial ticks and showing up for work in pajamas as unacceptable. He further warned of the ever-present existence of hairballs on Senate floors.

The petition seeks to draw attention to the rubber stamp mentality prevalent in all the veneration of rich people who have basically purchased seats in Congress. Supporters hope for high-level sponsorship and the passage of a bylaw in this regard.

Just last month citizen action committees succeeded in embarrassing Senate Republicans to vote on a bill to limit theft on poor although most abstained.

In a related development the Roman Catholic Church is considering changing the revered designation of father to a less austere uncle to be more in line with modern social movements and relationships. The final word is expected to drift down from the Vatican on Thursday.

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