Antipasta getting people in Peach Valley
M. Toole | Sep 05, 2020 | Comments 0
The White House today announced that the left-wing, anarchist terrorist group, Antipasta, has been grabbing citizens off the street at night in the Western Colorado settlement of Peach Valley.
What the Marxist, atheist, pawns of Beijing have in mind for their victims was unclear, although the worst is expected. These radicals are known to hate America as well as spaghetti, noodles, elbow macaroni, and linguini despite the fact that many of them are named Alfredo after Joseph Stalin.
“They want to hurt God and the Bible but they’re starting in small steps,” said Noah Crutch, a local Republican liter. “We have reason to believe they have nukes and are aligned with Venezuela and Iran. Then they want to take out guns!”
A report on POX News accused Antipasta of operating re-education camps in Cuba and North Korea but later back peddled claiming the station had never aired the allegation.
-Fred Zeppelin
“It’s easier to build strong children than repair broken men (and women).”
– Frederick Douglass.
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