ELECTION LEAGUE SAYS NO TO CROWD SEEDING

The United States Election Monitoring and Assistance Committee today banned crowd seeding as “a perverse and cowardly act” intended to portray racial and gender harmony “within a system run by wealthy old white men.” According to a statement read this morning the dubious placement of paid plants from racial and economic groups behind a speaker candidate to imply a wide-range of support when there is little, constitutes fraud and should be punished by penal servitude followed by lifelong banishment. (Photo by Stephen Miller)