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The Discovery of Fire Part III

“Witches,” they said. Ya sure Cavemen buy the program and High Priest condemns fire – his perceived loss of power. “Witches! Witches “cooked my britches in the cauldron of covens!” says the Spanish Bishop pulling up his breeches.   Ref: to Eating hot peppers from Peruvian silver mines, still several millennia away…

Cave men High Priest hierarchy/ talking about creating gods here for the people to worship and tithe.   “They are afraid. It will be easy.”

Then came a full eclipse of the sun and the holy man shenanigans…nothing. More ritual, maybe even human sacrifice like in the industrialized world. Nothing still and then like a miracle the dark lifted and the people rejoiced worshipping the new gods of the self-proclaimed and promoted Holy Man, now living in the nicest cave in town.

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