Trump Considered deportation of Elvis Musk over failure to buy elections in Texas

(Lake Ontario) White House insiders dancing in the East Ballroom today confirmed “anxiety within the top tier”, alluding faintly to the president’s disappointment with former weathercock schemer, Elvis Musk. It was clear that the financier/space ship builder, allegedly the world’s richest man, had fallen out of Orange favor, at least for now.

     Despite throwing half a billion dollars at the gubernatorial race and another chunk of change at the Senatorial vote nothing worked. The people of Texas (sadly not all) saw through the white boy GOP and thoroughly trounced  it at the ballot box.

     What the American voter wants now is some assurance that he might the right choice at the polls. Many voted against Trump more than for the Democrats which they see as flakes. The Dems should avoidon initial investigations of trump sycophants and assorted toadies until they successfully show the people of the United States (and what is left of our longtime allies) that the party has a program, a plan, security and low ego governing.

-Jack Spratt

“Because of you I close my eyes each time I yodel.”

– John Hartford (deceased) on “Aereoplane”