SAM I AM

Holiday Rant #611

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
our retail plan?

I do not like it,
Sam-I-am
I do not like
Your control scam.

Would you like it
here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
We do not want
to buy your Spam
We do not want you
Sam-I-am.

Would you like
the extra tax?
Do you think
your council lax?

We do not need your
coat tail tax
We can’t believe
elected hacks.
We do not like the
way you ram.
We do not like you
Sam-I-am.

Would you like
a strip mall…Wham!
Would you like
a traffic jam?

We do not want
a strip mall, Sam
We cannot use
a traffic jam.
We do not like
your retail plan.
We do not need you
Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
Sir or ma’m?
Buy more! Buy more!
on the lam.

We would not
could not
buy some more
We do not want
your Super Store.
We do not like you
worth a damn.
We don’t believe you
Sam-I-am.

Would you, could you?
Buy onething
Would you, could you?
It won’t sting.

Sam!
If you will let me be
I’ll buy something.
You will see.
Say!
I don’t like
your discount scam
I don’t like you
Nice try, Sam

We don’t want your Super Store
We don’t like you.
You’re a whore.