Horseshoe Endorses Canine for Animal Control Spot

(Colona, CO — Endorsement Papers Release — October 16, 2016)

An innate ability to locate renegade pets and get them off the streets swiftly and methodically is the whole ball of wax with fellow mongrel Ruff Paws, our choice for county dogcatcher in 2016.

This season’s Fur Party candidate blends the instincts and savvy of a classic insider. A keen sense of smell and remarkable knowledge of his prey sets Ruff apart from the competition. His on-the-job performance since 2008 qualifies him for the executive spot.

“The other dog catcher wanna-bees don’t bring this kind of resume to the table and many still climb on the furniture and run off when not tethered,” said one supporter who adds that she’ll vote for Paws hands down over the others.

“It’s almost like he’s one of them mystics, you know a seer…somebody that reads minds and can see through clothes,” said a woman who gave her name as Abbey, a professional dog walker over in Pinkeyville. “He’s inside their heads. He’s surrounded them.”

Whether he’s sniffing bushes or looking for the major bone we are assured that Ruff Paws will run a tight ship when it comes to four-legged delinquents. He’s tail wagging right for the position and we urge you to support this experienced trooper, this loyal servant. Vote Paws for Dog Catcher in November!

– Rufus Maxwell