Gimme Football
M. Toole | Oct 26, 2014 | Comments 0
(From University of Colorado Diversions.
Used by Permission)
Volleyball is for girls
Tennis is for sissies
Gimme fuball
Gimme fuball
Chess is for wimps
Swimming is for worms
Gimme futball
Gimme futball
Hockey is for softheads
Golf is for jellyfish
Gimme futball
Gimme futball
Bowling is for whiners
Baseball is for milksops
Gimme futball
Gimme futball
Surfing is for flounders
Jogging is for turtles
Gimme futball
Gimme futball
Yachting is for pantywaists
Handball is for doormats
Gimme futball
Gimme futball.
– Bill Knuckles as told to
Steve Nagy, Bowling Green
University, November 1970.
Filed Under: Hard News
