Canine’s CD Rips Up Charts

(Eldridge, CO)) In a world where just about everyone has released a CD, a local dog named Sparky has achieved overnight success with his maiden flight entitled “Are You Predictable?” The CD has cruised to the top of the pop charts holding onto fourth place in sales in just two weeks.

Receiving critical acclaim right out of the gates, the musical offering features enlightened howling and barking interspersed with selected excursions coupled with growling and whining. In addition to the CD the package offers a DVD of a recent performance and several designer dog biscuits direct from Paris. The music has been equally as popular with people as with dogs.

Worthy of special notation are the background yips in the Elvis hit “Is Your Bone Gone Tonight” and the dish-rattling percussion in the Del Shannon classic “My Little Runaway”.

Other selections include the tail-wagging “Marking My Way Back Home” and the popular single “Scratch My Ears and I’ll Scratch Yours”.

This is the first time in recorded history that a dog has succeeded in releasing a collection of songs into the mainstream. What makes this piece so incredibly priceless is that there are no instruments employed (no thumbs) and all songs were recorded on location.

“There is no place for synthesizers in the mind of the purist,” said one fan.

– Small Mouth Bess