Bus Politicians Says Noise

(Washington DC — Chamber Pot Calling — March 20, 2016)

A controversial bill before the House of Reprehensions could result in many legislators hitting the road. Bill 2016, sponsored by brothers Oral (Fizzy Party-CO) and Rectal noise (Unitarian-CA) calls for drastic house cleaning, including forced bussing of lawmakers and strict adherence to the weekly budgets imposed by a cross-section of single mothers.

“Everyone agrees that bussing was a ridiculous attempt at disparity that ignored the human factor,” said one Noise brother. Chiming in, Rectal agreed saying that over 35 senators and congressmen still on the job were the mindless architects of the plan to relocate students by bussing them all over hell.

If passed, the bill would require all members of Congress to travel at least 5000 miles per year outside the Millionaire’s Boys Club into harsh urban and rural realities of America. To facilitate smooth movement the congressmen would be bussed into poor neighborhoods and housed in federal projects. In addition they would be required to survive on the budget of a single mother living within these confines.

Following the development more congressmen would be bussed to middle class neighborhoods and be forced to live on the budget of these tragic, working poor.

“We hope that the exposure to real Americans and their daily struggles might allow our leaders to stop all the juvenile campaigning and cultivate some compassion.

Opponents of the bill threatened to filibuster until concessions are made. Most favor a watered down plan to limit forays into crime infested regions and pockets of poverty.

“We hate to see that kind of thing, especially before lunch,” stressed one fat, wrinkled incumbent.

– Zorro DesPlants