Brush Strokes

with Toole of the Andes

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Fishing gone south so open a Fish Museum. Farming not profitable: Begin ah-tourism visits to Real Farms! Tree Museums? MINE TOURS? Breathing salons? ’57 Chevy simulated cruising in 1959?

Math Corner: If John spends 83% of his time watching FOX News how much time would he then have to post rants and polarizing statements on Facebook? 37%? 27% 74% OR 7% What about Mary? Would she think for herself the voting booth or simply vote the way John tells her to vote?

Can you last three rounds with Stephen Miler, the Joseph Goebbels of the current Administration? No prize money – jus the enjoyment of beating the shit out of a nazi racist pig. Watch out though. He probably has a razor in his boot.

“An evangelist should be careful not to identify the Gospel with any one particular political program or culture,”  – Billy Graham, following the Watergate indictment of Richard Nixon.

We’d like to have a moment of meditation for our dear friend the departed colleague John Music: “Bugha  Bugha.” Thank you for your patience.

Adopt a Congressman! The corporations certainly have.