Fuball

Volleyball’s for girls

Tennis is for sissies

Gimme Fuball

Gimme Fuball.

Chess is for wimps

Swimmin for worms

Gimme Fuball

Gimme Fuball.

Hockey is for softheads

Golf is for jellyfish

Gimme Fuball

Gimme Fuball.

Bowling is for cowards

Baseball is for milksops

Gimme Fuball

Gimme Fuball.

Surfing is for squid

Jogging is for chickens

Gimme Fuball

Gimme Fuball.

Yachting is for pantywaists

Handball is for doormats

Gimme Fuball

Gimme Fuball.

– Ernest Washington, halfback

Northeast Southwest Oklahoma